STUNNINGLY STUPID MORBECK FLOAT LOSES TO REALLY CUTE FLOAT WHICH DOESN'T NEED TO BE EXPLAINED!

                       

Emma, Summer, and Madison Martin                           "Snappy" The Rutledge Turtle         

     FIRST PLACE                       LAST PLACE       

ADORABLE MARTIN FAMILY KIDS                             SNAPPY (THE RUTLEDGE TURTLE tm)

             POSING AS INSTANTLY RECOGNIZABLE                    DISJOINTED "CONCEPT FLOAT" BORDERING

 NATIONAL LANDMARK MT. RUSHMORE                          DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO INSANITY

 

Well, our hearts were (are) in the right place.  Someday maybe we'll construct a float whose concepts aren't quite so obtuse. If you look closely at the Martin's float that's Ole' Honest Abe on the right. The kids were girls, they were cute, they're younger than our guys and we didn't really mind losing to this bunch. Here's a brief (!) description of the Morbeck Family entry in the "Family Float Division" of the Rutledge 2003 Independence Day Parade

According to Native American Legend , the Earth sits on the back of  a giant turtle.

 What does that turtle sit upon, you might ask?

 Another turtle! (and so on and so on...........)

Due to budgetary constraints we only had the funds available to construct ONE gigantic paper mache' reptile, so one must imagine the infinite stack below   We've carefully positioned a remarkably accurate plywood map of Rutledge (Delaware County's SMALLEST municipality) on the turtle's back, implying that Rutledge is the extent of Civilized Man's known geographic realm. Hopelessly out of scale buildings dot the landscape, denoting Rutledge hotspots our family knows and loves.  An ingenious transport system allows Brad's globe (a gift from Santa last year) to revolve a full 360 degrees in orbit around our town, turning that old fuddy duddy guy Copernicus's Theory on its ear. Celestial bodies on circling  bicycles hover about the entire tableau, while old Mr. Copernicus himself marches along side. Rutledge itself is divided into two parts (UPPER and LOWER), a point which obviously failed to impress the judges (and everyone else).

OUR CAST OF CHARACTERS:

                     

Snapping Turtle                                                 portrayed by     SNAPPY "THE RUTLEDGE TURTLE"tm
Chelydra serpentina                                                                                                                                         

                                

Nicolaus Copernicus    1473-1543             portrayed by:                 BRAD MORBECK  (age 7)

                                 

Betelgeuse (Orion's Armpit)                     portrayed by                    BEN MORBECK  (age 5)

(BET-el-jooz)  Red Super Giant                                                                                                           

                   

Milky Way Galaxy                                         portrayed by            GABE MORBECK (age 5)

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